Overhead phone snippets between Catherine and her adorable-sounding Grandmother:

"Yes Nana, I go to church....No Nana, I don't play the Lotto."

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"You put your teeth in the garbage? I hope you brushed them afterwards."

"You sneezed your teeth out?...In church?!?"

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"So when people call you, you fall asleep on them, and when you call them, you thank them for calling you?"

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"I beleive in the power of the human mind more than I believe in the power of a can of tomatoes."

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"Vegetables don't cause cancer, Nana."

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"No, Nana, the voice box isn't scary. Yes Nana, I know you hate the voice box, but if you leave me a message on it I'll know to call you back."

and finally...

"No, Nana, I'm not laughing at you....my housemate just made a funny face, that's all."